What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 15:28

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.